Training the Early Tang Dynasty

Introduction

Chapter 1 The Second Son of the Fang Family

Have you heard? The second young master stole something from the old master and got beaten into a fool. Sweat...
That's not it! The second young master stole something from the old master, and when the old master found out, he got so angry that he beat the second young master. Unfortunately, the madam caught them, and then the old master got beaten by the madam. The madam's strength is too high; she accidentally knocked over the screen and knocked the young master silly. Waterfall sweat...
Did you hear? The second young master of the Fang family got beaten into a fool by the number one jealous woman of our dynasty. Huang Guo Shu waterfall sweat...
This kind of bad behavior must not be allowed to continue. Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs. The Fang family... The second young master was already foolish, and now... sigh... Nicaragua waterfall sweat...
The gossipers of the Tang Dynasty spread the news of the second young master's foolishness throughout Chang'an with the speed that could rival the paparazzi of the 21st century. Even I, who was hiding in the Fang family's inner courtyard pretending to be dead and nursing my injuries, had heard about it.
Sitting at the door, wearing a silk shirt that revealed my explosive chest muscles and arms, I maintained the pose of the thinker, contemplating. This is what I've been doing since I woke up last night. I’ve crossed over... I actually crossed over. Damn it, the expensive J058XX, the damn van, the damn SAIC-GM Wuling, the damn intersection without traffic lights, and that damn expired computer newspaper.
Fang Jun, that's my current name. The problem is, I'm just one of the many jack-of-all-trades teachers in a poorly staffed private school. Although history wasn't my strong suit in school, every young person of the new era remembers the prosperous age of the early Tang Dynasty when nations came to pay tribute. So, I know a bit about the history of the early Tang, especially those formidable warrior women who are famous throughout history, and Gao Yang, and of course, my current mother, Madam Lu of the Fang family...
At least I know I'm the second legitimate son of Fang Xuanling, which is me now, Fang Jun, who is tall but not very bright, with the courtesy name Yiai. In about two months, I'll turn sixteen, but I've already surpassed my height at eighteen, at least 1.75 meters tall, and as for my weight... just look at my chest muscles, hmm, at least seventy kilograms. My body is fit, but there's a problem.
In a year or two at most, I’ll be married off by the great Emperor Li Shimin, and then one of the most formidable women in history, the most fierce representative of extramarital affairs, known as the great pioneer of free love, Princess Gao Yang, will appear before me, exuding a powerful aura, wielding a whip, stepping on a fiery wheel, with killing intent and smoke rolling in, and the